Comic 514 - April Fool's Pixie Dream Girl
1st Apr 2020, 12:00 AM
April Fool's Pixie Dream Girl
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Microraptor edit delete
Peter first met Emily back here. (And it seems that soon after they took a liking to each other...)
I wanted to do an over the top "music video" from Emily for a long time, so here it is! (Though a sample of her music could already be heard read at last year's Furovision Song Contest.)
I imagine her music sounding kinda like that of Marit Larsen.
As melody for constructing the lyrics* though, I imagined the intro music from the Gummi Bears in my head. However, that doesn't necessarily mean that this is also supposed the melody in-universe - I didn't exactly adhere to it anyway.

* Thanks to Taily for helping me improve the English version of those!

Oh, what did you say? You expected the resolution to a cliffhanger instead? What cliffhanger? ;-)


BTW, please check out the newest Cryptida spin-off Playground - A Cryptida Adventure!
It is created by lirvilas and me, and features everyone's favorite toy company CEO Bettina Timmy!
User comments:
Jeremy7 edit delete reply
Microraptor edit delete reply
I needed something that rhymes with "grass", and so the word "lass" came to mind.
But unfortunately, the line was too short, so... I added the "ass".
I mean... it adds to the weirdness of this song, don't you think? (It is supposed to be super-cute and stuff, but occasionally makes questionable choices for this mood, e.g. by talking about adders and wolves...)
Jeremy7 edit delete reply
Oh, okay. Just struck me as odd.
Microraptor edit delete reply
That's because it is odd! :-)
lirvilas edit delete reply
Effectively translating song lyrics that are tied to a fixed melody is really, really difficult.

That said, this is not music that I would listen to. But you didn't need to hear that from me--Stilldown, where are you?! This is your cue to be ruthless!
Microraptor edit delete reply
Yep, I am aware that Emily's style of music is quite certainly in the "love it or hate it" category.
In fact, Stilldown reacted to that matter a while ago already. (But of course he is welcome to chime in regarding this again! ;-) )
Ariane Eldar edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
Pffft, Stilldown is much to wimpy-wimpy to speak the truth here. I got toothache just from watching, although I put the earplugs in in advance. Did you know that Emily hired for that silly-silly children's show Boobah (not to confuse with the rock pioneers Poobah) but was rejected for being to infantile? And I know from a sure-sure source that both Pink Floyd and Rolls Royce are preparing civil lawsuits against Emily for damaging their heritage. Pfffft, if you ask me, I think she is a flokatihead in disguise, spank me.
Anyway, I am working on Peter's cure.

PS: This was made for another atrocity sadly often mistaken to be german music, but it fits here, too. Guess who'll be the cigarette girl (or today, vegan candy girl) in Emily's next show?
TheMario360 edit delete reply
This was a nice little distraction, since most people are probably gonna have to stay indoors this April Fools day.