Comic 588 - Intruder Alert!
7th Dec 2020, 12:00 AM in A ToyCo Christmas Carol
Intruder Alert!
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Author Notes:
Microraptor edit delete
Major Selene Wildebees is a consummate professional.
She won't ask what her boss was doing in the broom closet.
User comments:
The Doodler edit delete reply
The Doodler
“Maybe it’s an emu!”
Microraptor edit delete reply
Selene: "Revenge is a dish best served cold..."
*audible gun cock*
lirvilas edit delete reply
next page: Wildebees shoots Santa in the face
Microraptor edit delete reply

Selene: "I deeply mistrust anyone who has unconventional animals as their ride!"
SchipLover edit delete reply
More like Selene distrusts anyone who won't knock and use the front door.
Microraptor edit delete reply
Chimney are probably rather uncommon in Macrobiana.
Selene just sees a security gap in them...

Miss Timmy was nestled all snug in her bed,
While visions of toy profit danced in head;
And I with my weapons, uniform and cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew out my gun, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was as dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot.
"State your intentions", I shouted "or I'll shoot!"