Comic 409 - And now a few words from our sponsor...
1st Apr 2019, 12:00 AM in Raiders of the Lost Apple
And now a few words from our sponsor...
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Author Notes:
Microraptor edit delete
Microraptor
Because this comic has to to be financed somehow, I now decided to run some propaganda advertising between pages. ;-)

(ToyCo's catchy new slogan originally comes from here.)
User comments:
Taily edit delete reply
Taily
Yes hello I'd like to ToyVolunteer for ToyService at ToyCo, where do I ToySign up???
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Excellent! Just visit your local ToyRecruitment Office, fill out the legally binding ToyContract - and congratulations, you are ToyCannon Fodd- uh, part of the ToyTeam!
lirvilas edit delete reply
lirvilas
Lol

Ninety nine point nine percent of the time ToyCo security probably does *exactly* what most soldiers do—drive trucks or wait around for trucks.

Those big holiday bonuses get earned on the other 0.1% of the time.
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
0.1 % of the time is still surprisingly often... I mean if you consider that it's a friggin' toy company...
lirvilas edit delete reply
lirvilas
I'm sorry, but your response cracks me up every time I read it... I hope you enjoy the fan art in the usual thread!
lirvilas edit delete reply
lirvilas
Hey Bettina, ever hear this one?

“Advertising is a tax on the unremarkable.”
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
If Felicia had accepted Bettina's job offer, things would probably be quite different now...
But instead she is stuck with those two in her advertisement department...
(And judging from their stylistic choices, their point of view seems to be: "It was either this job, or working for Kim Jong-un...")
ProfEtheric edit delete reply
ProfEtheric
Ah, the joys of selling out... :P
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Turns out that I am more susceptible to ToyCo offering me "reasons" for cooperation than Wendell was... ;-D
AmeliaP edit delete reply
AmeliaP
mwahahaha We could see what ToyCo is capable of in another story XD
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Yep, they are a toy company that one should better not piss off... ;-)