Comic 525 - In a Dark Alley...
2nd May 2020, 12:00 AM in Dragon Slayers
In a Dark Alley...
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Microraptor edit delete
Microraptor
Welcome to the new chapter!

Seems like Mira jumped onto masked vigilante train for good now - even though last year she found the thought of that to be "silly"!

Also, with apologies to Stilldown, I know that mariachirockabluesgrass is probably not the most fitting music for Arianes venue - but hey, at least it's neither rap, hip hop or techno, nor are Peter or Emily involved! ;-)
(It seems though that the band made the mistake of letting Will answer, when the question regarding the band name came up during the booking...)
User comments:
Stilldown edit delete reply
Stilldown
The banana of love?! Why must I think of an important milestone of comic history suddenly?
(The influental comic magacine has no connection to the much later musician except the name, as far as I know.)
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Yeah OK, obviously this phrase can be understood in a very inuendo-ish way...
In my defense, I just wanted a reference to the band the characters from Awkward Paws KICKS had ages ago, so looked it up because I didn't remember said band's name - and then I found that Will's misnomer La Banana del Amor simply sounds way more interesting (and hilarious) than their actual name La Banda del Amor...
Stilldown edit delete reply
Stilldown
What have you done. Now I suddenly see Ariane replacing Anita (the Peels version) singing "Juanita Banana". (Ariane would kill me probably if I make her sing that novelty song, but it might be a plot oneday.)
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Once again, I had to google what you are referring to. (I guess it's this, right?)
However, when it comes to fruit-themed singers of yesteryear, a name I do already know is... Carmen Miranda!
Stilldown edit delete reply
Stilldown
Yes, there are countless coverversions of that song until today, but the Peels were the first. I could only imagine that Ariane has to sing that song as punishment...
All that banana business was probably started by Josephine Baker in the 1920ies. It is somehow weird that her original banana stage costume was very ....censored... in that late 1990ies Chicita commercial where a look-alike actress mimicked her act.
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
A yes, Josephine Baker - another performer of whom I actually know who that is! (I am not completely uneducated after all!)
Ariane Eldar edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
You got something wrong, darling. You don't congratulate yourself if you know Josephine Baker, you get your shinbone kicked if you don't.
By the way, I still think there's more you have to explain...
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Oh, you mean how the heck La Banana Banda del Amor got into your theatre?
Easy!
I blame Will.
Or Faustus.
One of them is always the culprit...
Ariane Eldar edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
The question is... how do they get out again?
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Take a broom and say: "Shoo! Shoo!"

Or alternatively, for Will at least, a dog whistle might work...
Taily edit delete reply
Taily
No wonder that poster is torn! Someone wanted to get that indecent band name OUTTA HERE

(also never let Will deal with booking, just in general)
Ariane Eldar edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
When I told him to get the Animals for the theater, I certainly did not mean the Wombles or any Banana Lovers or other vegan critters, spank me.
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
@ Ariane:
Though at the very least Faustus seems to be someone who also knows and appreciates a lot of interesting music from the `60s and earlier.
(Because he lives in the '60s, and on top of that works in a record shop!)
Ariane Eldar edit delete reply
Ariane Eldar
His "knowledge" of 1960ies rock hasn't really convinced me yet, spank me.
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
@ Taily:
Curiously though, the poster was torn at the wrong end for eradicating the band's name.
(I therefore assume that was also Will...)
lirvilas edit delete reply
lirvilas
HE SAID PLEASE
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
Nowadays people tend to be so rudely uncooperative when being mugged...