"Look, I'll get right to the point - I'm calling because I need some financial aid to replace my moped, which as of today is totaled. Oh, no, I'm fine! No injuries at all! But what happened, see, is my buddy said he'd buy me a grilled cheese if I showed him a few tricks on the thing, so I popped a few wheelies and then I intentionally drove into a dragon."
I'm pretty sure though there won't be a followup in which Traudi/Neon decides to try out if her replacement bike also works underwater... ;-D
Well, the dragon would disagree.This resulted in far less broken necks, road burns or concussions than there could conceivably have been!